You don’t have to force yourself to be with me just so I don’t get hurt. It’s gonna hurt no matter what. You don’t have to talk to someone else behind my back or secretly hang out with someone else & grow feelings for them, while I’m here thinking you’re still into me. Don’t put me through that, I don’t deserve that shit. Yeah, it’ll hurt but at least it won’t hurt as bad as you fucking me over while we’re actually together.
If you don’t wanna be with me anymore, tell me, okay?
shots of beer. OF BEER.
What the fuck is wrong with you.
Put the beer down, pick up a Barbie doll and go back to playin’ in the sandbox. Your beer card has been officially revoked.
EXPECTATION:
REALITY:
(Source: kimpoyfeliciano)
Break-Up Lines
(Source: darnitmeritme)
I’M ON THE FUCKING FLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR
THIS IS BRILLIANT!!!!
BITTER LUMPY PRESIDENTS I AM DEAD
(Source: poisonparadise)
